just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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