Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
one might say we're banned from that church
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
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