One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
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