WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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