Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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