you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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