i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
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