I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
So. Much. Porn.
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