Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.

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(205): View more from Alabama

The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car

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(708): View more from Illinois

For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...

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(914): View more from New York

i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups

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(989): View more from Michigan

Lets go hit some boners bro!

(1-989): View more from Michigan

I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.

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