oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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