What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
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