why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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