So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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