How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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