That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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