yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
