there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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