I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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