How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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