I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
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