And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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