So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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