Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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