Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
