We won't sleep together?
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That's how twitter works, right?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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