as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Your dad touched me again.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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