if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
You left your phone here
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