you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Watching her eat just hurts me
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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