I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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