Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
and you fell through a lawn chair
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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