Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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