Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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