ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
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