Soap is not a condiment
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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