She announced her abortion via fbk
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Randomize
