are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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