Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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