How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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