i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
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