This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Randomize
