I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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