im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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