My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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