That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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