Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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