I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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