i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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