That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
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