That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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