I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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