Yo dont text me then not text me
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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