is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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