dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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