There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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