Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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