i just identified you from a description of your pipe
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
he fucked my hip out of place.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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